Are you crazier than a catholic?

Creationism

1.       God made the world in 7 days (Literally)

2.       God made two humans, 1 male and 1 female (So who do their kids marry?)

3.       There’s an apple tree that makes you smart (This is bad, gets you kicked out of heaven)

4.       The world is 5,000 years old (who needs dinosaurs when you have a big boat)

5.       The rest ranges from downright crazy to just kind of silly (everyone knows this story)

Scientology

1.       Believes in Xenu, an alien (ok…)

2.       Xenu brought billions of his people to earth 75 million years ago in something that looks like a 747 (ok flying people to earth in a spacecraft that’s cool I guess)

3.       Xenu killed these billions of people using hydrogen bombs and volcanoes (wtf?)

4.       The essence of these dead people remain and basically haunt you (this got crazy fast)

5.       The rest of the story is just crazy. Renegades over throwing people, spirits floating around, insane overpopulation, a secret order of aliens, ect. (did I mention this guy wrote science fiction) 

So whos creation story is crazier?