What if...

well i guess if everyone is doing a segment style blog i should probably get with the program. so here is the first and lets be honest most likely last "what if..." post.
What if... cooper killed perm?

Well as crazy as it sounds we have to assume that with cooper being cooper and perm treating cooper the way perm treats cooper at some point cooper will snap. By now most people know about coopers insane outbursts and strange emoitonal swings.(i swear he is a chick)So that being said, I can only imagine that one day perm will do somthing that pushes cooper beyond any point of return. If i had to guess i would say it will be a mix between a practical joke, alot of drinking, cooper in a sleeping bag, a few hundred worms, a sharpie, a dumb and dumber reference, and probably an air horn.

So with that said lets skip ahead past the hysterical laughter, crying, stabbing, and emergency room trip and get to the good part. Perm is dead. Cooper is on the run. And if movies have taught me anything I have been hired by Perms family to find cooper, and secondini has been hired by coopers mom to hide and protect him. (mean while steve has yet to decide where he stands on the whole my son may be a killer scenario) Well if i know cooper, i know he has never seen a movie that is worth watching. So it will be up to secondini to come up with where he should hide cooper. And if i was secondini, which i just might be... wait... Alright we can skip ahead because all you have to do is watch pineapple express to know how secondinis hiding plan will go.

So I catch Cooper...
Do I kill him in an act of revenge?
Do I turn him into the police?
Do I have a timely revalation that shows me cooper wasnt wrong?

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Yea i just Christopher Nolaned you...

Is the American Dream dead? Or does cooper just have a way to spread his insane thoughts to the rest of the world now...

Joining the military has forced me to become a person of routine and structure. For me personally this was a big change, but change isn’t always bad. This change showed itself in my morning routine. Before I joined, when I woke up I would… well I would probably eat lunch because it was around noon. Needless to say I had no morning routine. But now, it’s 6 am and I have a coffee in hand and am watching the news. The morning news is now as routine as brushing my teeth. It has become an every morning thing. Personally I hate the news,(I really only watch it because its 6 am and nothing is on) but it has showed me something in the last couple months. Mostly that weather and traffic reports take up 90 % of local news reports. But what it showed me and what I want to rant about is what the news does to us, what it does to our thoughts and morale...

the only box with its own theme song

hey everybody, and by everybody i mean the seven of us writing and the three people who evan probably bribed to check out the site. ill be on here whenever i feel like ranting about some shit. mostly about how i hate things... maybe a few dick jokes.... alot of cooper jokes.... and we will see if i can actually throw in some useful information from time to time. anyone who hasn't figured out that this is tom has most likely never met me or is cooper... well thats it for now. see you on the interweb i guess...



wow typing this out made me feel like doogie howser...