Of Course Perm got in a cyber argument about Marty McFly

As all of you may well know, I have never seen any of the Back to the Future movies.

(but that didn't stop me from making a flag football tshirt about it)


DING DING. It's on! Perm vs. bloogers. Who ya got?
(Just in case you guys wanted the recap)

Drinks like a bitch, writes like a bitch, must be slut #2

I didn't even want to post this because it's just gross, but then I thought to myself, what if I was that guy getting this girl naked? I don't get anything from this girl, besides looking at her tits, no hj, fj, ej, bj, sex, nothing! Then I wake up and her friends shit is everywhere!!! What is wrong with this slut?!?! It doesn't sound like she cleans, it sounds like it's a fucking joke. hahahahahahahaha shit everywhere, I'm a slut who goes over guys houses and gets naked and leaves my friend to get raped and her only defense was to take a shit all over the walls. VERY FUCKING FUNNY you drunk bitch! Anyways needless to say I'm not impressed with this girls story. She goes to some guys house, leaves her friend, gets naked, blue balls some dood, seemingly walking around the halls naked. And "passes" out in the roommates bed. Why don't you just tell us the real story of you just being a one woman train ride? Gross. I could atleast respect an honest woman. Anyways read her story....Yeah these are the pictures they send...


"Me and my friend were bored one Friday night until some guys we knew invited us to come party with them at their house. We got there and immediately started taking shots. I stopped paying attention to my friend when I started making out with the guy I liked. I left her downstairs as I went up to a bedroom with the guy I was making out with. I had gotten completely naked when I decided it was the perfect opportunity to go pee. However I was too drunk to know exactly where the bathroom was and walked into his roommates room. After finally finding the bathroom I passed out in another guys bed NAKED! When I woke up in the morning there was SHIT everywhere downstairs and my friend was in the shower. . . Needless to say she had gotten a little too “shitty” the night before."

Drinks like a bitch, writes like a bitch, must be a slut.

New post- Real life stories of real life whores who tell there stories trying to impress people how drunk they got at the last nights party. First story...Not impressed! This girl is just a bitch, she goes to a party, gets drunk, calls the guys an asshole ( most likely drunk on beers the guys bought) , even though her negative attitude she still "kisses" one. Is that what youre calling it these days? You know, blowjobs? Then her phone, money, and I.D card was stolen. Advice, check the lost and found. No one took your I.D card trying to pretend to be a stupid slut, even if it was stolen sounds like you had it coming because your way of solving a problem was to throw an Iphone ( most likely). I can picture her being like I wish this was mine!!!! ahhh girl throw. Then you steal some dudes wallet? Lesson you need to learn, next time when you go down on some random guy make sure you remember you brought your stuff into his room, then you washed up and went to go drink his beers agian.... Anyways read her story....


"so me and my girls wanna celebrated my friend’s 21 bdee. we went to a club (4 girls including me) a bit drunk because we have already drank from home. so we danced like crazy and i was introducing to everyone that my girl is 21 today so everyone could say a happy birthday to her . as i really love to go around the club , i met this 3 fucking asshole guys who danced with me , i even kissed one of them , we danced and have fun for a while and i left them to go back with my friends because i knew another friend from my campus will come and join us, and i just realized they took my brand new iphone4, my money from my pocket and my identity card. i was so panic and messed around, i tried to find those guy buy nothing i could do , my friend tried to help me and ask me to calm down but i was so sad at that time. i also randomly took someone’s phone and throw it on the floor and it made my friend into trouble cause the guy was angry because i threw his phone. even worse i continue danced with a random guy and took his wallet and keep it with me and he didnt even notice, but i gave it back the wallet the next day to the police station and the guys called me a few weeks after and thanked me as he didnt know i was the one who took his wallet not the one who found it. and my friend who turned 21 that night was getting drunk cause she didnt even know what happened with me. this is a very big lesson for me, i should be able to control myself next time."

March- America wouldn't exist without... John H. Schnatter..Thats right the Papa himself! PAPA JOHN

LOOK AT THE PAPA!!!!!! He is going into the future to kill terminators so America can still be awesome and help out John Conner because he saw Terminator 3 and saw how much of a bitch he was!!!!

I snuck in Marty McFly in Feb so I'll post my second Great hero to America for March.
This guy is my biggest underdog on the list! But how could I not have him? He is living the American dream without drugs, sex and rock and roll. But with Pizza!
In 1983, at the age of 22, Schnatter started delivering pizzas out of the tavern. In the same year, he sold his 1972 Camaro Z28 to purchase the tavern in what became his family's first "pizza place." Today, the Papa John’s franchise has more than 3,400 restaurants in 50 states and 30 countries. In 1996, Schnatter helped fund a new 42,000-seat football stadium on the University of Louisville campus. The structure, which opened in September 1998, is called Papa John’s Cardinal Stadium.

While doing all this he was awarded one of the Ten Outstanding Young AMERICANS in 2000. Him being the first on the list!

So pretty much Papa John built a pizza chain and a college football stadium with his own hands!
That is what every American wants to do right? Make food and watch football? Well if you don't I do! so he is absolutely on the list! Read it , learn it, love it!

Oh by the way did I mention his pizza is better ingredients, better pizza, Papa fucking Johns!!!!

Look at Papa and that gun slingging fucking razor rocket arm!

back to the future doc emmett brown dancing

Oh did I mention he went to the Wild West to defeat Mad Dog Tannen? And he is played by a real american hero Michael J. Fox.

Technology Tuesday*

Alright, Technology Tuesday* is when I complain that we dont have some type of technology that people said we would have by now, or something that i just want.

This weeks Technology Tuesday* is inspire by fellow ordinary gentlemen StanSmith

Lets start complaining about how we dont have hoverboards yet.

America wouldn't exist without.....Marty fucking Mcfly!!!!

Wow! What a stud! I think his name is Calvin Klein?

So basically what my America wouldn't exist blog will tell us is how who ever I picked changed America! And keeps it the best country ever!