eguarino - Allow me to informally introduce myself in the great internet tradition; 23/m/MA. The goal of this section is to leave you with an opinion of me that is as high as my own. Maybe this will help to accomplish my goal:
Interests: Finding fault in most things, puns, making lists, sarcasm, self-deprecation, legos
Disinterests: Productivity, country music, bad drivers, first impressions
Okay, maybe that didn't work. But I just want you all to know that I'm more impressive in person, when surrounded by less-impressive people.
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eguarino is not alone.... here is my bio
Interests: Riding my motorcycle, shooting, teaching religion..... not in that order, but all at the same time
Things i dont care for: Un-American-ism
The thoughts here are mostly my own, and completely unbiased in any way... cause im from Boston, and that is (as everyone knows) where America started.
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Zombie Jesus - I'm Jesus , seems like a lot of people have heard of me. I have this strange cult-like following, I don't really get it, but I'm not complaining. Then I have all these other people trying to kill me, always yelling about zombies and some sort of apocalypse. I don't get them either. There's also two other strange voices in my head, not sure what that is about but I guess that means my thoughts aren't my own.Like: Being Jesus while also being a zombie
Dislike: People trying to cut my head off and people following me writing down what I do
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Likes - pretty much anything in the world of sports other than MLS soccer and tennis. I also enjoy 5-hour energy shots and cold, refreshing mojitos, but not together.
Dislikes - beer shits......they burn.
