So, Old Testament God is back! Why else would a place called Christchurch get destroyed by an earthquake? Old Testament God was always doing that shit. Hey Job, you've been awesome. BUT I'm gonna go ahead and ruin your life just to see if you're gonna be cool about it. Hey Abraham, thanks for all the worship, now go kill your son. Hey Christchurch, I'm flattered by your name choice and as a token of my appreciation, have this earthquake.
So there are a couple of parts to this video that I love. Click the little "Read More" button for awesomeness!
At the 0:06 mark, the cameraman tells us "the floor is trembling" while holding back tears. Meanwhile, that woman in the green bandana is just out for a stroll. Guy on a scooter zips by enjoying the scenery. Apparently no one else sees that giant dust storm rising from the rockslide about 100 feet away.
But it gets better! At the 0:30 mark, we see the cleanup efforts have already begun. I know that the first thing I would grab when a rock falls on my building is probably a push broom. That should get the job done. Gotta clear all that dirt from the road so the construction vehicles can get through and move that boulder.
BUT WAIT! It continues to get better. At the 0:38 mark, we see the Village People have already arrived to lend a helping hand. No, wait, even the gay construction worker/disco group member knew not to wear booty shorts to a construction site. Good thing he wore his steel-toe boots though; it's always a good idea to protect yourself during a natural disaster.
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