What Really Grinds My Gears: When People Eat Oyster Crackers as Snacks

On tonight's episode....we discuss a serious pandemic: When people eat oyster crackers as regular snacks. Granted, they are delicious little treats that taste like saltines on steroids. But let me paint you a scene.



Its a cold winter's day when you get a serious craving for some New England style clam chowder. Excited, you hurry to your cabinet, pull out a can, crack it open, and begin to heat it on the stove top. After the cooking process is done, you pour your fresh bowl of this delicious, local treat. Ready to feast, you think to yourself, man you know what would really top this off? Some oyster crackers!!! You run back to the cabinet....gone....vanished....no longer in existance. How can this be??? You just saw your darling loving girlfriend snacking on them earlier....BING BONG!! There's your answer. Theres plenty of other stuff to snack on..but nooooooooo had to be the crackers! Couldn't eat the gold fish, or Doritos, or cookies...Now you're stuck with a bland, slightly colder chowder after your wasted time.



So please people..PLEASE! Do not eat the oyster crackers unless you're having soup.




And thats what really grinds my gears....




**Evan I still can't figure out how to do the read more thing, there is no little thing that looks lke a page ripped in half....so fuck it we're doing it live
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