Why am I here?

All great things begin with a mission statement. Or, at the very least, some purpose for existence. For our collection of ordinary men, this blog will serve to occupy our time while (hopefully not totally) wasting yours.

This blog can only hope to match the youthful ambition and lofty expectations demonstrated by these brave Malaysians. I mean, if EACH of these guys used 1 condom a day, their haul would last them 662 years. The great Roman poet Virgil first wrote that "fortune favors the bold", but as these men have already been caught, I will end this post with a more appropriate quote by the renown Canadian thespian Seth Rogen; "Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" And unfortunately for these thieves, Malaysia is a little short on condoms...