Indiana Jones…. The worst teacher ever!

Yea you heard me…. Professor Jones, you suck!
Before you get all upset…. I’m talking to you stansmith…. Who ironically is the inspiration for this post. (Remember when you got into a blog fight, and said “lets shit on Indy”…. Well here you go!)
Anyways…. Calm down people, I’m not saying that Indy isn’t a ladies’ man or a badass, just that he is a terrible teacher.

Let’s start with the fact the Indy is never in class. The potential of a new discovery arises, and he makes like a tree and gets out of there. How the hell did he get tenure, running off to all these different countries and adventures? Plus, it’s not like he takes the great things that he finds back with him and has proof of what he was doing.

Student: “Where were you professor?
Indy: “O I was off finding (insert movie title here)”
Student: “Really!? Where is it?”
Indy:“ A(lost forever) / B(Locked away in some secret location)”
Student: “……………………….”

Don’t forget that there is a mob outside his office at all times. I can only assume that those students are pissed off they failed their exams because he was never there to actually teach them anything. “X never ever marks the spot!” MY ASS!

Have you ever even seen a treasure map Indy? Seriously, everyone knows that anything worth anything is marked with an X. And what is his response? To ignore all of his students, lock the door, escape through the window, and sprint to his car.

Now let’s stay on the topic of the student/teacher relations. His female students seem to have a certain attraction to him, not that it’s his fault… bad teacher or not he is a stud. But still, those girls are not listening to you teach…. They’re undressing you with their eyes! If you were any kind of a good teacher, you would be able to at least have them take notes or something. That just isn’t respectable.

Not to mention that HE DESTROYED THE LIBRARY! Hey Indy, I don’t know if you know this….. but vehicles are not allowed in the library. Is he that old that people are just going to ignore this and chalk it up to a senior moment? O, there goes crazy old Professor Jones riding bitch on a motorcycle through the library, no biggie!

Did I tell you that he has also been lying about his name? Indiana was the dog’s name!? Henry Walton Jones Jr! What else are you lying to us about?

Whatever, all I know is that every blog post needs a montage, dont be misled to the title.