Where will the cast of the Jersey Shore be in 10 years?

We've all heard the question at job interviews before: "Where will you be in 10 years?" Well while watching TV last night, I thought I'd help the cast come up with the answer to that all-important question. Because none of them have probably ever had a job interview before.

Pauly D
Probably the most well liked "character" on this show. In 10 years I see him working as a manager at Hooters where he can put his many catchphrases to work. T shiiiiiirrrtt time? More like Wet T-shiiiirrrttt time. You want a burger? Have it delivered to your table with Pauly D yelling "Oh ya burgers fa da boys." He's the most "responsible" one at the house, always making sure people get out of bed in the morning or are at work on time. If that doesn't have "Hooter's manager of the month" written all over it I don't know what does. Oh and at the end of the night? Who needs a dd when the "Cabs ah heaaa!" There will never be a DUI at his restaurant. Ever.

J Woww
Her and Pauly D have always had a weird little connection from one of the first episodes where she hooked up with him. And what better place for someone with huge, fake boobs to work than at Hooters? She'll work with Pauly, but don't worry - she won't be your average waitress. She'll increase her responsibility and become the first ever doorman-bouncer-waitress combo. Don't even think about complaining that the wait is too long because she will knock a bitch out.

The Situation
What's one of the only things he loves more than showing off his abs? Cooking Sunday dinner. But don't worry, he's not a chef at Hooter's, he just hangs out there on weekends looking for girls who are DTF. He likes to cook Italian, so where else would he work but Sbarro? He can serve Italian specialties imported from your local mall food court. Get some fake Italian food at a not-so-classy restaurant. Perfecto!

Ron and Sam
You know they will still be together, but things weren't looking too good for a while. Ron had some legal problems after he was charged for attempted murder. He "allegedly" poisoned some Ron-Ron juice and tried to get Sammi to drink it. After getting super pissed, she decided to testify in his defense, saying some nail polish and tanning lotion accidentally got mixed into her cup. They now live in a house in the middle of the woods because every single neighbor they've had has despised them.

Deena
In 10 years, she'll be working as a toll collector on the Jersey Turnpike. There couldn't be a better place for such a troll than a toll booth. And her signature "dance move" is the Jersey Turnpike where she bends over, acts like a whore and dances up on some Guido-juiceheads. The only problem is that when people pull up to her booth, they immediately drive off without paying the toll because she scares the shit out of them.

Vinny
He'll weigh 400 pounds and live in his mothers basement. She'll just keep shoveling food down his throat as he plays Super Mario because he's Italian and wants to be a plumber.

Snooki
Meet the next Lindsay Lohan. You heard it here first folks. In 10 years Lindsay will be dead, in prison or on the FBI's Most Wanted list, so someone will need to take over. Miley Cyrus will try to fill in, but Snooki ultimately beats her to the punch...too soon? My bad. I mean she's already been arrested for public intoxication, so her training is starting to pay off.

Angelina
I think the better question is "Where is she now?" Forget 10 years. But if I had to give an answer I'd have to say that the self-proclaimed "Kim Kardashian" of Staten Island and the real Kim Kardashian will be living together at a homeless shelter.

This brings me to my next point - don't smoke crack...