What Really Grinds My Gears: Hoverounds Causing Traffic

Go go gooooo on my Hoveroundddddd!!! Yea go anywhere you want but use the fucking side-walk. I'm all for the elderly and disabled beaing able to get around on their own (or Tom riding one down Franklin St. to go get a Pizza), but there has to be some laws in place that keeps them out of traffic. Walking pedestrians not paying attention make things bad enough, but at least you can yell at those guys without looking like the worlds biggest asshole. But these guys are more or less bullet proof. Who's gonna yell at some old homeless guy for pulling his Hoveround out into traffic? No one. Don't really feel like going to hell.


So earlier today I'm just chilling at a red light. Look to myself, and see this red blur. This old dude just blows through the red light on his cart. American Flag flying in the wind, bag of empty bottles and cans chilling on the back rest, cars screeching to a halt, and just rolls right on through and keeps going. If this was a regular walking person then you know every car at the intersection would be flexing their curse word vocab to the fullest. But because this guy was in a Hoveround everyone just kinda sat there dumbfounded. I'm just saying....shits dangerous. they need to start giving these guys bumper-cars or something. I hope those shits have air bags.

Honestly, these dudes don't give a fuck either. Just roll down the street like they're bouncing on some hydrolics listening to Low-Rider. I mean, just look at this dude heading out on an epic adventure....



Just straight up mobin like a mo fo. And that's what really grinds my gears.....