30 Second Bruins (Weekend) Recap

I was out all weekend. Sue me.


Bruins @ Vancouver



LUUUUUUUUU

vs

LOOOOOOCH

Hey, both of you, shut up, I'm a Rockstaaaaaaaaar.

Bergeron just having a solid road trip.

3 - 1 Bruins Cafuck Vancouver

Bruins @ Edmonton

Dubnyk, you deserve better than this team. Best goalie I've never heard of.

'Scuse me, I have to go score and go bang my pornstar wife.




Bruins grease the Oilers, 3-2

WARNING MASSIVE RANT

Good to see the guys overcome giving up a dumb goal early. Also Tuuk for not crumbling. The D as a whole gave up 17 shots. SEVENTEEN. Bruins had like, a million shots last night.


Krejci fooled everybody and their mother on Horton's goal. Glove side high? nope. This is prefaced by the fact that i listen to 98.5 and I'm probably biased, but he's been out of his MIND since Savvy went down. I mean, do we just put him a the permanent #1 center? Is this a mental thing? I've always been hard on David for kinda mailing it in a bit, but absolutely nothing coming out of my mouth recently.

Peverley with the NHL11 goal? check.

So most people are going to talk about how Peverley got his first goal, Kelley got his first point etc. But really what matters is this. Michael Ryder is alive and well. In my fantasy world, Cam came down into the locker room right after the Wheeler trade and said "hey brochacho it was either you or him, and we flipped a coin. Step your game up or Segiun's getting your spot and you have to go 4th line. At which point I kung-fu your ass." 8 Points since the all star break and it seems like he's trying hard again.

So I am going to admit that I left WAAF's morning drive show for Toucher and Rich. Funny stuff. Love these guys. Greg Hill, stop talking politics and being a conservative douche and I might be able to stand you. I'd rather listen to the Morning buzz (100.3, 101.1) in NH, but the radio doesn't get it/itunes doesn't stream it. THE INTERNET PEOPLE USE IT

ANYWAYS, 98.5 has been sort of reactionary in the "Fire Claude" sense, moreso on the Felger show. B's rip off 5 in a row and I'm still hearing it. I don't know what happened, but the trade turned this team into an offensive team. I made my mancrush on the Blackhawks/Caps known last year because they did not care about your defense. This team is scoring. And not in the "line up 2 guys in front and fire from the point" kind of way. They still have that bad habit, but it's not to the extent it was last year.

Claude. I'm buying it. I'm drinking the KoolAid. You've got the best team you've had ever. Yes, this team is better than the '07 monstrosity. I watched the game last night. Everyone stop trying to get him fired. Yes, Hall is having a great year. Yes, Seguin's ok at best, but come ON, do we see how stacked this team is? Not that he's a liability, but Seguin should do exactly what he did last night for the rest of year. 4th line. First sub when somebody invariably gets in a fight. Calm down. Kid's too YOUNG to be sent to the minors. Dude's like a fine Cabernet, give him a few years. Is Paille really THAT much better of an option.?

(yeah, that was a wine reference. culture!)