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Only slightly Claude. Don't fark this up.

3 Second Bruins Recap

...and the preview for tonight..

TUESDAY MORNING EDIT

An artist's depiction of how last night went...

Bruins Recap

Where the hell did Cooper go on this one? He posts 9 times a day, and when the Bruins tie up the series (2-2) he's nowhere to be found?

Morning Headlines/ 30 Second Bruins

So i figure that since analytical chemists start work at 7 but don't actually start work until 9, figure I'd post some morning headlines when I get the chance.

-April Fools mothereffers here's a potential foot of snow for Worcester on Friday. Guess we're going to mostly get rain, but it brings back memories of this storm.

-Some guy breaks through a piece of plywood that was covering a giant hollow pylon near the red line T. Gets stuck in the pylon and had to be pulled out with "injuries." Can you smeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll what the lawsuit is cookin.

(Bruins junk after the jump)

30 Second Bruins Recap

Bruins V. Blue Jackets

First off let me say that Marie had NO IDEA who this team was. Now I know we can't expect everyone to know who they are, but I gotta be honest, other than Kevin Rick Nash and their goalie I knew nobody on this team.

NWO! NWO!

3 Second Bruins Recap

Way to go 7-0 on that roadtrip. Way to have a 2-0 lead last night.

30 Second Bruins Recap

Editors note: Drove to both rinks yesterday and both have ice around the boards and in the corners. Also I need to play hockey REAL bad. Lets get on this.

So according to yahoo (where i've been getting my photos) there were four photos last night.
Yes, I know ESPN has photos but they don't hotlink and therefore suck, and TSN has no photos, and honestly I'm pretty sure the post of mine that has the most page views has like 5....so who really cares.

(in case anyone has been ACTUALLY reading these, i've been busy lately and not able to watch the whole game. And i really didn't get to sit down and watch the whole thing last night.)

It's the Sabres. They could have 0 wins all year and they would still play the Bruins hard. That's how the conference works.

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Bruins @ Ottowa

Nathan "I bleach my teeth more often than you brush yours" Horton.Nice shovel score bro.

Do you guys hear that? Sound like it's TUUKKA TIME


Now lets not all go nuts, it was just Ottowa. But nice to see a good game from Tuuk. Wish I could find a picture, but he did his best "Patrick Roy making a save near the face off circle" impression later in the game. Solid.

B's shank the Sens, 1-0
First time since Flower Power was cool they've gone at least 6-0 on a road trip.
Also coincidentally, the last time they won the cup.
Not jinxing it

30 Second Bruins (Weekend) Recap

I was out all weekend. Sue me.


Bruins @ Vancouver

30 Second Bruins Recap

Looch, teabaggin

Timmy, flailin

Brad "I'm just going to keep scoring everyone get on my level but I won't win rookie of the year" Marchand

3-1 Bruins douse the Flames

Goal of the night: Get on this guy's level. SPIN MOVE