Feb 28, 2011

Technology Tuesday*


Alright, Technology Tuesday* is when I complain that we dont have some type of technology that people said we would have by now, or something that i just want.

This weeks Technology Tuesday* is inspire by

Lets start complaining about how we dont have hoverboards yet.





Seriously though, how come we dont have a hoverboard yet? Look at that thing, its a kids toy! And the only ingredient that is needed for a hoverboard is "POWEEEERRRRRR"

Why cant we just use that tech that Tony Stark came up with? Seems to work for him. Or maybe some mini rockets? Or use the polar magnets?

Are you telling me that we are on our way to re-creating the big bang in a lab, but we cant make a hoverboard?

Imagine zipping around on a hoverboard, floating right over things that get in your way. It would make the X-Games that much better. Move over Tony Hawk, im going for the 5040°turn, just like in your dead skateboarding video games. Take that gravity!

The best we have been able to do so far is a couple of stupid leaf blowers attached to some plywood. And its not just the best of these stupid people (of which I am jealous of) But also of the Mythbusters





Really thats it? Lets get on it, and get it done



*Technology Tuesday may become Technology Thursday.... you know if I forget or something

2 comments:

  1. These people are fools. You clearly have to stabilize both ends of the board by having two air jets. That's Power of Love 101

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  2. Nice touch

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