"I am on a drug, Its called Charlie Sheen. Its not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body."
"I probably took more than anyone could survive.... I was banging seven gram rocks, and finishing them because that's how i roll. Because i have one speed, one gear, GO"
"I have a different constitution, i have a different brain, i have a different mind. I got tiger blood man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."
Talking about his daily life- "Its perfect, its awesome. Everyday is filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record book. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee its scary."
On porn stars- "They're the best at what they do, Im the best at what i do..... and together, its like ITS ON! Sorry Middle America, yea i said it"
On getting married again- "I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. I believe in numbers, im not going 0 for 4, im not wearing a golden sombrero."
On partying- "I mean, whats not to love? Especially when you see how i party man, its epic. The run i was on made Sinatra, Fylnn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, look like droopy-eyed armless children."
On having a dual-personality- "I have a 10,000 year old brain and the boogers of a 7 year old. Thats how i describe myself."
On being his true self- "Im tired of pretending that im not a total bitching rock star from mars..... You cant process me with normal brains, so dont try."
To end, i summarize the rant that Toucher and Rich went on this morning..... This guy wants the attention. Why shouldnt the media be posting this stuff? He is the one seeking out the interviews, he is the one posting on twitter. He is getting just what he wants. He is living the life and doing what he wants.
While there's something to be said for doing what you want, he completely fails to realize there are consequences for his actions. It's fun to watch, but I'm going to feel bad once the train wrecks.
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