Drinks like a bitch, writes like a bitch, must be a slut.

New post- Real life stories of real life whores who tell there stories trying to impress people how drunk they got at the last nights party. First story...Not impressed! This girl is just a bitch, she goes to a party, gets drunk, calls the guys an asshole ( most likely drunk on beers the guys bought) , even though her negative attitude she still "kisses" one. Is that what youre calling it these days? You know, blowjobs? Then her phone, money, and I.D card was stolen. Advice, check the lost and found. No one took your I.D card trying to pretend to be a stupid slut, even if it was stolen sounds like you had it coming because your way of solving a problem was to throw an Iphone ( most likely). I can picture her being like I wish this was mine!!!! ahhh girl throw. Then you steal some dudes wallet? Lesson you need to learn, next time when you go down on some random guy make sure you remember you brought your stuff into his room, then you washed up and went to go drink his beers agian.... Anyways read her story....


"so me and my girls wanna celebrated my friend’s 21 bdee. we went to a club (4 girls including me) a bit drunk because we have already drank from home. so we danced like crazy and i was introducing to everyone that my girl is 21 today so everyone could say a happy birthday to her . as i really love to go around the club , i met this 3 fucking asshole guys who danced with me , i even kissed one of them , we danced and have fun for a while and i left them to go back with my friends because i knew another friend from my campus will come and join us, and i just realized they took my brand new iphone4, my money from my pocket and my identity card. i was so panic and messed around, i tried to find those guy buy nothing i could do , my friend tried to help me and ask me to calm down but i was so sad at that time. i also randomly took someone’s phone and throw it on the floor and it made my friend into trouble cause the guy was angry because i threw his phone. even worse i continue danced with a random guy and took his wallet and keep it with me and he didnt even notice, but i gave it back the wallet the next day to the police station and the guys called me a few weeks after and thanked me as he didnt know i was the one who took his wallet not the one who found it. and my friend who turned 21 that night was getting drunk cause she didnt even know what happened with me. this is a very big lesson for me, i should be able to control myself next time."