People Who are Doing it RIGHT: Double Feature

I swear I'm going to try to keep this G-rated. Occasionally I'll stumbleupon (not a typo) a couple of articles that scream "YOU MUST POST ME." The article titles?

• Penthouse pokes punters in eye with 3d smut
  
• Home Office closes door against foreign boners

Read on for possibly NSFW linkage.


Disclaimer: I know these are British articles and I'm sure that there are double meanings behind these words, but we aren't Austin Powers. We don't speak English English.

No.-----------------------Yes

First of all, the titles. We all know somebody was getting paid by the letter for the amount of alliteration in the Penthouse one. And I mean, shutting the door on "foreign boners" is pretty self explanatory. Also ow.

Penthouse Quotes

(these are directly from the article, mind you)

Veteran smutmonger Penthouse ....

.....which providers will be handling the delicate matter of actually delivering the eye-popping smut to punters....

...head of Penthouse distributor NOA Productions, joined the love-in, saying ...

...Marc Bell, big swinging dick of Penthouse owner ...

...Here's its strictly NSFW teaser for 3D rumpy-pumpy, released at the end of January. Note the really impressive pumpkins around 30 seconds in...

Home Office
(note; I'm sure this one was unintentional, but still funny)

...The UK government has declared the country has quite enough boners, and has pulled up the drawbridge against any foreign boners wishing to immigrate....

...The committee recommended that skilled meat boners, skilled meat trimmers, high integrity pipe welders and skilled senior care workers should all be taken off the Tier 2 list for the points-based system....

ok, maybe not unintentional. nevermind.


Whoever wrote those articles, you are today's winner.
In the mean time.. I'll be in my bunk.