Mar 9, 2011

Lion Blood!

Charlie Sheen may be on to something here. As much as his meltdown is starting to annoy me, a new King of the Jungle has been crowned.

Two days ago in a Turkish Zoo, a Tiger escaped from his cage and killed a Lion. With a single stroke of his paw. Down goes Frazier with a severed jugular vein.

Don't worry though - the Zoo is still safe to visit. Can't wait to get mauled.

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