Holy Crap its already Tuesday.... and if Im being honest, it almost became Tech Thursday.
Let's complain about how we dont have food in pill form yet!
Come on now.... seriously? Why dont we have food in pill form yet? It seems like such an easy thing to do.
Now if you have any type of logic, you might be saying... "But D²B², you just cant sustain yourself eating something in pill form."
First off.... shut your mouth..... shut, shut your mouth...., youre sounding stupid.
I dont care about the calorie count, or how much sugars/carbs/fat a person needs daily. Think about how much time and space you would be saving. O its lunch time, pop, pop. and done eating. Now i can sit around for the next 19 mins. doing nothing.
How geeky does bringing lunch to work? A LOT, seriously... brown bagging it sucks, and then you got to go all the way to the shared staff refrigerator where there is some persons monday surprise, which has been sitting there for the last 3 months. Everyone is afraid to go near it and open it cause the stench would be embedded into your soul. Not to mention that people are most likely going to take your lunch if youre eating good.
All of these problems are solved with pill food. Take one of those daily pill things for the week, and boom all your meals for the whole week are in your pocket.
Alright fine! Maybe i wont be getting food in pill form anytime soon, stupid 2000+ calories a day... ill settle for a smaller form of food..... cause nothings better than getting to taste a bacon cheeseburger with the works
Hmmmmmmmm shrink ray?
and thats what really grinds my gears!
wait, what?
Love the ending haha. People would take this overboard and eat 9 meals in one sitting.
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