Need More: James Earl Jones

I'm going to be honest and say that when I was younger this dude straight up scared the shit out of me. His voice made him seem like he was 7 feet tall and weighed over 300 pounds.

But we could definitely use way, way more of him. The only people who probably even have a voice close to as good as his are Ted Williams (no, not "Teddy Ballgame," but the homeless Ted Williams who Dr. Phil made a mockery of) and Morgan Freeman (but he's doing the nasty with his step-granddaughter - not cool man. not cool). And neither of them are Darth Vader.

When he was 5 years old, Jones developed a stutter after a rough childhood. Things got so bad he refused to talk. For 8 years. That would be like Marisa Miller keeping all her clothes on because someone called her fat. As soon as I see the light at the end of the tunnel, I just want to hear James Earl Jones say, "Welcome Rob." Then I can die in peace.