Teach Tuesday: Lightsabers

ALRIGHT! Enough is enough. Seriously, this is probably one of the most wanted pieces of technology. There really isnt too much to say about them.

1. They are badass

2. They look cool

3. They would make any confrontation 1000x better (UFC is for fairies, lightsaber duels is where its at)

4. Seriously though, its a sword.... made out of a laser

5. They make EVERYTHING better

6. They are badass






Seriously though, How much longer can I be expected to wait for a lightsaber to come out into the market? Kids have been buying cheap plastic swords making that "whoooom" sound for years now, its time that the real thing comes out. Make the process the same as getting a gun.... there is training, you need a license, and blah blah blah.... Of course that doesnt apply to Vermont, where you can have as many as weapons without any restrictions what so ever.

Look science people, i even have the schematics for that dam thing:

Now I dont have the resources to make this thing, but have provided the blueprints, im pretty sure that i have done my part. The ball is in your court people who have diatium power cells, and energy modulating circuits laying around.

PS: Did i mention they make everything better?