DAM YOU TUESDAY! Why are you always so fast to approach? Be more like Friday will ya?
Anyways, tech Tuesday is here, and we will take some time out of our busy lives to complain about technology that we don’t have yet, and should
This weeks feature: automatic translators!
Why don’t I have a radio like device that can hear something in one language, and speak it in a different language for me?
Para espanol, oprima dos?
You know I don’t speak Spanish baxtar!
Seriously, who wants to learn more than English? No one should. Years of Spanish classes in school has taught me one thing….. I don’t know Spanish.
This is so practical, its not even funny. Police officer cant give someone a ticket because they don’t speak English…. BOOM, Automatic translator!
American student in another country …. BOOM, Automatic translator!
American student in their own country? BOOM, Automatic translator! (get it? Cause of all the non-english speaking people in America)
But who am I kidding? Tech Tuesday isn’t about the practical; it’s about cool stuff I want!
Let’s take a page out of the book of good old Herbert Powell, and inventor and innovator. Herb went above and beyond with his invention.
A baby translator! What more annoying than a baby t
hat wont stop screaming and crying? A parent who doesn’t know what the hell that little whiner wants. (see Sac’s article on Babies on Planes grinding his system of pullies, seriously Sac, get a big bottle of lube and be done with it)
Even more cool, lets get a translator that can tell me what my dog is saying!
What that boy? Timmy’s stuck in the well?
Why the hell are you telling me, Im a farmer, you can talk…. Go get a firefighter!
GET IT DONE LAZY AMERICANS! Preferably before I go to Europe this August
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