Weird Weekend Discovery: New Haven is for Fascists?

I'm going to try out this new segment called Weird Weekend Discovery. It probably won't be a weekly thing, since I rarely do anything interesting on the weekend. But I found some compelling evidence this weekend that suggests the city of New Haven, Connecticut is run by fascists.


If you are new to this blog, it's probably because you are a government agent and this site has now been flagged for suspicion of terrorism. But hopefully you will see that our country has a very serious threat that has flown under the radar for some time now. Let me (very objectively) show you why we should build a wall around New Haven and cut off their supplies.



First off, when driving through the city to find a parking spot, my friends and I noticed these signs:

So apparently the fine taxpayers of Connecticut are paying for signs that tell them not to stand on a public sidewalk? There is a bus stop literally 20 feet from that sign. If you're waiting for the bus, are you expected to constantly be walking back and forth to avoid a ticket for standing?

After passing a couple of these signs, I became wary of my surroundings. Then we found a parking spot. Here is a picture taken from the sidewalk next to the spot we found:

Oh, an Anne Frank mural. That's interesting. What's the message there? Because all I can think is, you can run but you can't hide. New Haven WILL find you. Needless to say, we didn't stick around long enough to stumble across any other Nazi propaganda campaigns. 

So maybe we have caught this uprising in its infancy. We just need an inside man to keep track of what's going on down there. You know, any suspicious German historians that might stop by Yale for a little "guest lecture". So obviously the League of Just Ordinary Gentlemen couldn't stand idly by; we have are most American gentleman standing by in New Haven, keeping tabs and patrolling our coasts. Some know him as Mystery Box. Others know him as Strider. Many don't know him at all, but if you are up to no good in New Haven, you'll soon know him as Your Worst Nightmare...