well i guess if everyone is doing a segment style blog i should probably get with the program. so here is the first and lets be honest most likely last "what if..." post.
What if... cooper killed perm?
Well as crazy as it sounds we have to assume that with cooper being cooper and perm treating cooper the way perm treats cooper at some point cooper will snap. By now most people know about coopers insane outbursts and strange emoitonal swings.(i swear he is a chick)So that being said, I can only imagine that one day perm will do somthing that pushes cooper beyond any point of return. If i had to guess i would say it will be a mix between a practical joke, alot of drinking, cooper in a sleeping bag, a few hundred worms, a sharpie, a dumb and dumber reference, and probably an air horn.
So with that said lets skip ahead past the hysterical laughter, crying, stabbing, and emergency room trip and get to the good part. Perm is dead. Cooper is on the run. And if movies have taught me anything I have been hired by Perms family to find cooper, and secondini has been hired by coopers mom to hide and protect him. (mean while steve has yet to decide where he stands on the whole my son may be a killer scenario) Well if i know cooper, i know he has never seen a movie that is worth watching. So it will be up to secondini to come up with where he should hide cooper. And if i was secondini, which i just might be... wait... Alright we can skip ahead because all you have to do is watch pineapple express to know how secondinis hiding plan will go.
So I catch Cooper...
Do I kill him in an act of revenge?
Do I turn him into the police?
Do I have a timely revalation that shows me cooper wasnt wrong?
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Yea i just Christopher Nolaned you...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking love it but I love coop hard to believe but I do! Hahahahah great idea tom
ReplyDeletefucking great scenario. Only problem is that Marie hates me, so she probably wouldn't turn to me. But yea Pineapple Express would be spot on. I'd take coop to my house, pull some guns out of my wall (thug liiife) and hop in a Daewoo Lanos to drive that fucker to freedom.
ReplyDeleteYou are just killing it with these posts.
ReplyDelete(and we all know mark hired me to kill perm)