What Really Grinds My Gears: Herpes

You have herpes!!!???? No you fucks I don't have herpes...but they're a bitch. Most bad things in this world can be traced back to herpes. Take poor Delonte West for example. Guy just was just trying to get it in with a fine ass woman. He never thought that he could actually replace LeBron's real dad, but he wanted to be his friend and someone that he could go to when he needed advice. But nope, his mom was all ewwwwwwww herpeeeesssss. And now look. Without a real father figure in his life LeBron is already making poor "descisions." (get it?)



Now lets say you're heading to Vegas for your buddy's bachelor party. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right? Little gambling? Little strip club? Little sec with a stripper who happens to be a nice lady? NOPE. You got herpes now and, just as the dad from the Hangover explains, that shit follows you back. but you're all, hey! I didn't see any herpes there??? They were just on they're little 6-month hiding period! guess you should have never ate that box of skittles out of her buttt hoooleeee!!!!

Now you're all duct-taped to a chair trying to convince Uncle Eddy and the Black guy from the office not to shoot you in the face because you had fish tacos together.






And that's what really grinds my gears......