What Really Grinds My Gears: People Who Neglect Their Crying Child While On An Airplane

Holla and vaya con dios bitches! I'm here south of the border in Florida giving you all a special edition of the gears.

So today on my flight I had an amazing urge to punch the lady next to me in the face. Her kid would not stop yelling, crying, and kicking...yet she just sat there like a ra-tard. Now, I dont blame the kid here, its just a kid, they don't know any better. As far as Im concerned, if they're not trying to get a away with stupid shit like that, you should probably see if someone will trade kids with you. This is where the parent is supposed to actually parent their child.



Its moments like these where you should give your kid a good scolding and teach them a life lesson about respect for others. Well not this fucking lady!!!! She literally did nothing. First off, dumb bitch literally ordered everyhting on Jet Blue's menu for a fucking 2 hour flight. Like really? You enjoy airline food that fucking much? She had a mounting growing on her tray table. And God forbid my book knicked her wrapper of her 3rd bag of chips. Bitch shot me a glance like I was a terrorist. Anyways, back to the point. Kid was going off like a bomb and this freak was just sitting there, eating like a mofo, watching fucking Selena on her seat-back TV. And finally, after an hour or so, she finally says something.. Kid is trying to ask her a question about how the plane works and she goes..."not now mommy is listening." ARE YOU JOKING???? Ignore your kid a little more and let her keep jacking up the guy in front of her's seat. Like honestly? If I wasn't in Florida at the same time, I would wish nothing but rain on this bitches trip. I fucking hope you get to Disney and Space Mountain is closed. I hope the fucking monorail blows up. I hope the guy who plays mickey takes his costume head of and ruins your kids trip. Well i shouldn't say that, i hope the kid has a magical experience they will never forget like my first Disney trip was. But you vile woman!!! I hope they make you ride its a small world until your ears bleed.




And thats what really grinds my gears.......