Drinks like a bitch, writes like a bitch, must be slut #3

"my bestfriend and i decided to get wasted one night.. in my barn. we were hammered within an hour and half, i dont remember all of it, but this is what happened. mind you, we are both girls and are straight..

we kissed, 3 times, and rocked out to radio calling everyone in our phones, told everyone we loved them, peed by a goat as it ate our hair, passed out for a few moments with the goats, tried to ride a cow in the pasture (Fail) then we got the brilliant idea to take a walk in the cemetery! well, somewhere in there i lose my friend, left a voicemail on my guyfriends fone tellinghim the stars are moving and asked him if the worlds coming to an end, then i black out. i wake up like an hour later in a meadow on top of my friend. and then i dont remember anything till the next morning laying in my bed picking plastic and hay out of my hair…and that is why alcohol should never be mixed with barns and cemeteries." ...


Alright, where do I begin? This girl starts off awesome, wanting to get drunk, shes getting hammered, being a lesbian ( Tommy points) having a blast drunk dialing her friends, then it just gets wierd. Right? Goats, cows, this picture? This girl isn't as sluttly as my other girls, but there is alot of questions for this assuming southern slut. First off  do those cows ever move? Where are they and what are you about to do to them???? Being Drunk I highly doubt you just tried to ride them ...gross..which makes me think did you let those goats stroke your hair with their disgusting mouth. I think you did!  But I'm still reading because this is different setting. Rarely do we see a farm drunk passing out in cemetery lesbian stories. So I had to read it again and again to get the full story. Why the hell are you passing out so many times? It sounds like you stopped drinking and went on some adventure, worse adventures ever! Then you wake up ontop of your friend!!! What happened in between all this?!?!?!? And how did you end up in the cemetery??? We need to know these things you slut!!This georgia peach was so close to being my first girl who impressed me! And to answer your question the world isn't coming to an end just as long as there are sluts walking the earth getting drunk and hooking up with their best friends! Damn so close but  NOT IMPRESSED!