What Really Grinds My Gears: People Who Do 65 in the Left Lane

Now, I do not consider myself to be someone with a lead foot. Sure I go over the speed limit, but I try to keep myself somewhere around 70-75. I learned my lesson a few years ago getting bagged with a speeding ticket up in NH. Fucking speed traps.... Anyways, I can not stand it when someone thinks its socially acceptable to go 65 in the left lane. Like, its a fucking known fact that the left lane is used for speeding. Cops know, drivers know it, so why don't you??? Its whole design was to enable faster drivers to pass fucks like you that can't get out of their own way.



Its always the same shit too. Your sailing along the middle lane when you come up on some old guy doing 60. So you're like ok I'll slide over, no big deal. OHHH its a big deal, because little do you know the Illegal Immigrant in the 89 Toyota with no side mirrors, two doughnut tires, and spinners on the other two is going the same damn speed. So at this point you're fucked. You were going to try to make the legal move and pass on the right, but this asshole is too bussy singing mockingbird with Harry and Lloyd to realize you're behind them. Mother Fucker. And you can't pass on the right either because that lane is always slow. Its supposed to be. So you're stuck behind this dill hole until grandpa on your right moves over or this jackass inevitably pulls over on the right so his girlfriend can give birth.



And that's what really grinds my gears........