What Really Grinds My Gears: Rhode Island

Ya i'm sure this is gonna piss off all 5 people that can fit in this state at once but oh well. Where do I even start with this place? OK how about they can't decide if the want to be Mass or NY? Like you even managed to horribly mash the two accents into something that sounds like Cooper when hes in uber pissed mode. They have no professional sports teams and no D1 colleges worth noting. Sorry, Providence doesn't count.





Speaking of which, I'm sure everyone is gonna tell me that Providence has great night life and all that crap. Yea I'm sure it is if you're somone who wants to get and/or commit a date rape. Wana solve the oil crisis? Try drilling into some of the blowouts you see walking down the street. Done and Done. Your welcome Obama. Not to mention how inconvienient it is to get out of this place. yea you have plenty of highways going back up to Mass, which you should for plenty of reasons. But explain to me how there is not one major highway that leads directly to Hartford? Does that sound like the number one thing they should work on to anyone else?

But what about the beaches???? Yea great! Love the beach! Lets go there now! Oh wait its New England...its fucking cold and snowy 3/4 of the year. Shooooot....probably should start looking for some new attractions....

Why are you ranting about Rhode Island?? That's where Family Guy is based out of and that's where you got the idea for your segment!! Well riddle me this? Where did Peter and Family go after Y2K? Hmmmm? Hmmmm? That's right...Natick, MA. Just like when I was the 3rd hardy boy! He shoots he scores!

And you don't even spell ROAD right.......



And that's what really grinds my gears........