Apr 10, 2011

What Really Grinds My Gears: Tim McCarver

Does anyone out there actually think this guy is a good broadcaster? I mean seriously let me know if you do so I can come find you and open-hand slap you in the face. This guy is a fucking joke. A hall of fame player...with no idea what the fuck he is talking about. Literally none. I mean Joe Buck is bad enough, but this guy takes the fucking cake. Even Buck more or less makes fun of him to his face and he's oblivious too it. Who is the person in charge of selecting FOX's broadcasters? Honestly, I'll do what hes doing for free. I mean, all he does is point out obvious occurrences and say that every pitcher ever reminds him of Pedro Martinez.


Honestly, I put the games on mute most of the time. Its fucking surreal. If he ever correctly describes a pitch Ill crap myself. I really will. Like are you kidding me Tim? A pitch that curves and goes 79 MPH is a cut-fastball? You sure dude? 95 MPH is a change-up? Maybe pitch names were different in the 60's or something. That must be it right? And we get it. When the Yankees are winning you love them, but when they''re loosing they're the worst thing to happen to professional sports. That is except for you getting put in the broadcast booth, of course. Dick.



And that's what really grinds my gears......

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