Sucka Bitch of the Day: Some kid in Colorado

So if you're anything like me (hint: you probably aren't) you watch the news in the morning before you go to work. Somehow, certain stations take valuble time away from the important things (read: actual news, weather, traffic) to report dumb stories. I'm not talking about humanitarian stories or the ones that make you "awww" at the end of the newscast.

I'm talking about the one where you go "man, that guy is a wimp." Like it usually involves someone suing for 13 million dollars for "pain and suffering" because they got "emotionally abused" or "got bitch slapped by LeBron's mom." Technical lawyer term things.

Like I"m pretty sure she's going to be sued for a trillion dollars for slapping a valet.

....And then there's this kid who's going to get pepper sprayed.



Back in my day, if you

"...had just thrown a TV and chairs and was now trying to use a cart to bust through a door to an office.....[and]...a foot-long piece of wood trim with a knife-like point in one hand and a cardboard box in the other"

the teacher told you to shut up, sit down, and stop being an 8 year old ass. Needless to say in today's world, the cops were called. You would think at this point that the kid would probably calm down. Kid straight up yells "Come at me f****" to officers"

Yep. That's a pepper sprayin'. ... or it would have been had he not blocked the first spray with his cardboard box.

LET ME REPEAT THAT. A pissed off 8 year old trashes a classroom, swears at the cops and antagonizes them enough to PEPPER SPRAY HIM.....which he BLOCKS.

Pictured: how badass this kid felt

The cop, realizing that this kid is more of a man than him and that his man card is on the line sprayed the kid again.

So of course mommy shows up to make everything better. Or she would have if she said "Well, you probably deserved it."

So the kid is probably laying down on the ground. Face red. Probably arrested. Pepper sprayed and mom says that HE PROBABLY DESERVED IT.

Sucka Bitch.