Movie Review

Movie reviews are fun for blogs.... so lets do this!

I recently watched 127 hours with James Franco... Yes the guy who runs around in a goblin suit getting high can apparently act. Now before you say "But he's a good actor... blah, blah, blah" I KNOW! I did my research and can only assume he got good at acting while on General Hospital.... yea, he did soaps.

Now to the movie itself. I recently stated (see first sentence of the first paragraph) that i watched 127 hours. By this... I meant that i watched that scene where he cuts his arm off, and yea it was awesome.

Here it is.... the whole movie as far as im concerned, and Im giving it 1 American Flag, cause one is all you need.

Arghhhhhh

Alright, here we go.

So i figured i would start out with a real blog post....

For those of you who dont stay in touch with pirate culture i suppose i will have to let you know the most recent turn of events.

Heres the scoops. Pirates are cool.... pirates who just take people as ransom suck..... pirates that kill Americans should be excommunicated from the pirate community and shot on site

In this recent "Pirate" attack.... (i use quotations because of my recently stated views of pirating) FOUR Americans were killed. 4!? What the hell?

Why have hostages become the primary source of income for pirates? What happened to just regular ol looting and plundering?

"Pirates - who currently hold 30 ships and more than 660 hostages - typically win a multimillion ransom for releasing their captives, a huge sum that is shared among investors and pirates. The money is often spent on alcohol, drugs and prostitutes. One ransom paid last year was reported as $9.5 million. Most ransoms are worth several million dollars."

Its a Pirates life for me.... not a criminal whos gonna get two bullets to the brain for holding people ransom life for me...

In closing, America needs to stop responding with the Navy, and come up with our own pirate fleet. Nothing says America like competition.... and blowing shit up.

So lets do this!



-Commandant Barbosa