WTF!?

Cue the masturbation jokes.......








Alright, so this guy is Matthias Schlitte, and is a 23 year old professional arm wrestler..... notice anything out of the ordinary? HIS RIGHT ARM IS HUGE!

WTF!?

I know you all just read the title, but i assure you this is not cooper, its still D²B²

I just came across an interesting article.

To give you the run down, Beyonce is apparently getting crap for a recent photo shoot.

The picture, included here, shows Beyonce with a noticeable darker face than she usually has, and thats exactly what she is getting crap for!

Excuse me people of the world! What is the reason for the uproar?

Do you think that she is trying to trick us? That no one will notice that she is considerably darker than usual?

or maybe its safe to assume that she's just wearing make-up for a photo shoot, which is done.... i dont know? all the time!

The article quotes a bunch of people ive never heard of complaining like this person, Charing Ball- "Blackface is not fashion forward or edgy and, in my opinion, it is just flat-out offensive," writes Ball, incriminating Beyonce in perpetuating the offense.

I leave you with some thoughts that ran through my head as i read this.....

1. can someone "blackface" when the are black?
2. Does this mean white people cant tan anymore?
and 3.... The makeup artist missed Beyonces chest

IM OUT!

Zombie Jesus

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