C's Ship Perk and Nate to OKC, Get Green and Krstic......Then trade away the rest of the healthy front court

Ok....So apparently the Danny Ainge got some beer balls yesterday at the trade deadline and made a deal that sent the best defensive center in the NBA to OKC for a young promising swing man. A lot of people are in uproar about this move but don't worry, I'm here to put an ease to your tensions. The C's desperately needed a small forward off the bench. Like REALLY REALLY REALLY badly. And Green is a straight up home run. Hes young, skilled, versatile, and come one, his last name is Green, dude was meant for the C's. But in all honesty this kid gives them something they haven't had since they lost James Posey. They can play Green at the 4, shift KG to 5 and you're looking at a spread out floor that Rondo is gonna eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. As far as loosing big Perk goes its going to be nearly impossible to replace the defensive prowess that he has. I'm pretty sure Pau Gasol pees himself a little bit every time he steps on to the floor with Perk. Also, the big guy wanted big bucks that the C's didn't have, so there was no way he was resigning after this year. Fortunately for us we have the Diesel coming back soon who has shown this year that he is more than capable of holding down the starting spot. Also, Krstic is solid around the rim. He'll be able to put up some decent numbers off the pine and give Shaq a chance to keep his minutes down. Not mention we're also getting a first round pick that is technically the property of the Clippers....aka a potential number one overall. And if Shaq can't come all the way back we still have Luke and Erdin......................



What??? Wait?? we traded the both of them to Cleveland for a 2nd round pick in 2017????????? Huhhhhhhhhhhhh???????????? Way to be Danny wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to fucking be. Just as I was singing your praises you fuck it all up. Congrats, we now have one big on the bench...one.

So this means one of three things. The first being that the C's are banking on either Samuel Dalembert or Troy Murphy to get dropped in trade deadline fiascoes, Antoine Walker is making good on that comeback, orrrrrrrrr dare I say it?? Sould I??? I think I will...........




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**** Note **** We have official confirmation that the 2012 pick is indeed top 10 protected. Even still, having 2 first rounders is never a bad thing.