What Really Grinds My Gears: 95% of Sports-Realted Facebook Statuses

So I know I haven't been pissed off in a while, but Evan's recent comeback has inspired me to get back on the horse. So many of you may have noticed that 95% of people's FB statuses these days encourperate either the Bruins or the Celtics. Oh hey why not! Playoffs baby! Only problem, I'm pretty sure most of these people wouldn't know a puck or basketball if it hit them in the ass. Take for instance the random girl post: Bruuiiinsssssssss ; ) <3333333. Really? Since when do you watch hockey? I'm pretty sure chances are if its Sunday night you're gonna be watching E!'s wonderful line-up of high quality programing (sarcasm Dan) over the game.

Chalk Another One up for the Green Team

Yeaaaaaaaaa buddy!! You can put your kids to bed. Its over. Amare is down. Billups is dead. And Carmelo checked his pants after the game and realized he was supposed to be in the WNBA this whole time. Bring on baby Bron Bron.

Ray Allen Biaaaatchhhhhhhhhhh!

And that's how you make a game 1 statement! Down 12 at half, get the ball to Jesus!!!! Suck on that shit Spike Lee. Just how you wrote it. Big State what what!!

C's Ship Perk and Nate to OKC, Get Green and Krstic......Then trade away the rest of the healthy front court

Ok....So apparently the Danny Ainge got some beer balls yesterday at the trade deadline and made a deal that sent the best defensive center in the NBA to OKC for a young promising swing man. A lot of people are in uproar about this move but don't worry, I'm here to put an ease to your tensions. The C's desperately needed a small forward off the bench. Like REALLY REALLY REALLY badly. And Green is a straight up home run. Hes young, skilled, versatile, and come one, his last name is Green, dude was meant for the C's. But in all honesty this kid gives them something they haven't had since they lost James Posey. They can play Green at the 4, shift KG to 5 and you're looking at a spread out floor that Rondo is gonna eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. As far as loosing big Perk goes its going to be nearly impossible to replace the defensive prowess that he has. I'm pretty sure Pau Gasol pees himself a little bit every time he steps on to the floor with Perk. Also, the big guy wanted big bucks that the C's didn't have, so there was no way he was resigning after this year. Fortunately for us we have the Diesel coming back soon who has shown this year that he is more than capable of holding down the starting spot. Also, Krstic is solid around the rim. He'll be able to put up some decent numbers off the pine and give Shaq a chance to keep his minutes down. Not mention we're also getting a first round pick that is technically the property of the Clippers....aka a potential number one overall. And if Shaq can't come all the way back we still have Luke and Erdin......................