Don't call it a come back! You can call her slut #6. Get it, come back? "hehehahaehe"- Peter Griffin

So, I went out with some friends the other night, got there at 10 pm and started drinking like a motherfucker. I was so embarrassing that my friend that drove 600 kilometers to hang with his friends for the weekend left after 30 minutes. Screw him, I had an awesome time. Gave a few lap dances in an attempt to get a couple drinks out of some guys. Stole some peoples shooters. Didn’t pay the bartender for one of my drinks (was too drunk to even understand what she was saying).

My friends ditched me, what the fuck. Some random guy that was part of the group and I don’t even know him, came back to take me home, alas, I couldn’t remember where I lived.

So I ended up at a friends place. When we first got there I disappeared and my friends only found me like 2)minutes later, in someone else’s house, where there were only drunk guys having a party. My friend took me back to his place and had to lock me in so I couldn’t run off again.

I was feeling a little hot so stripped everything off so I was just in my panties and bra. I did some provocative posing for him, even though I know he’s gay. We even had a photo shoot, so he had evidence of how fucked I was. I was feeling a little frisky so decided to take off my bra and panties and played with myself in front of my friend. After raging for 5 hours, I eventually passed out naked on his carpet at 6 am.

What an awesome night.
Best night EVER
Best of all I can’t remember a single thing from the night. Woo Hooo
My friends are such douche bags though. They tried to tell me how drunk I was and that I could have been taken home by some random guy/guys and raped/gang raped. I’m no intellectual so I took “some random could have taken you home, or better yet, the alley is just as good” as I have sex with guys in the alley. De-friended that dickhead and fought with everyone else.
Whatever. Line up those shots.


Sounds like this girl slut is a tremendous friend. Doesn't really care about her friend driving 600 kilometers, just as long as she has a blast at some random party. Slut. Then she give lap dances for drinks, which is a great strategy, but then she goes into stealing shit and that just isn't cool at any point in life, unless you are Aladin. Although she was probably spreading AID's through her period blood in which guys started to fight and she was able to get away. Slut. Why do we give these whores free drinks, food, homes, penis'? Oh wait I know why..." I was feeling a little hot so stripped everything off so I was just in my panties and bra." Slut. Just when I thought this girl was the biggest bitchy slut I have ever talked about she goes and totally redeems herself! This is why we miss college, this is why we love sluts. How can you not love a girl who strips just because she is hot, then sleeps naked on the floor. Not to bad. Then this stupid slut opens her mouth again, for the wrong reason. " My friends are such douche bags though. They tried to tell me how drunk I was and that I could have been taken home by some random guy/guys and raped/gang raped. I’m no intellectual so I took “some random could have taken you home, or better yet, the alley is just as good” as I have sex with guys in the alley. De-friended that dickhead and fought with everyone else."
First of all, I don't really understand what the fuck she is saying. Did she really bang some dood in the alley? Besides that she basically hates her friends for trying to protect her. She acts like when your friend says some rapist is on the loose and you might be the next victim if you don't get out of the trash is a bad thing. Oh sorry she tried to make sure you didn't take it up the pooper unwillingly. Slut. She probably wanted it. Well This was a rollercoaster of a slut. Bad, then awesome then awful. Fuck I thought I had my second Impressed on my comeback. But after fully evaluating this slut... NOT IMPRESSED