Sucka Bitch of the Day: Some kid in Colorado

So if you're anything like me (hint: you probably aren't) you watch the news in the morning before you go to work. Somehow, certain stations take valuble time away from the important things (read: actual news, weather, traffic) to report dumb stories. I'm not talking about humanitarian stories or the ones that make you "awww" at the end of the newscast.

I'm talking about the one where you go "man, that guy is a wimp." Like it usually involves someone suing for 13 million dollars for "pain and suffering" because they got "emotionally abused" or "got bitch slapped by LeBron's mom." Technical lawyer term things.

Like I"m pretty sure she's going to be sued for a trillion dollars for slapping a valet.

....And then there's this kid who's going to get pepper sprayed.