"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. And I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannnnooonball!" Just kidding. But seriously. My urgent announcement? I've decided on my regular blog column.
Has everyone calmed down already? Ok.
Every couple days I will tell you what the Land of the Free, the Home of the Brave - and sometimes the World in general - needs more or needs less of.
Let's cut to the chase. We could all use less Charlie Sheen. Originally I thought everyone was on this bandwagon with me, but apparently we lost a lot of good men out there. (And no - we weren't "playing for the Yankees.") Charlie Sheen's "Violent Torpedo of Truth" Tour has added even more dates (and one in Boston) because the first shows sold out in ticketmaster record time.
