Showing posts with label decaf sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label decaf sucks. Show all posts

Mar 22, 2011

Need Less: Decaf Coffee,

What are your intentions decaf? The primary purpose of coffee is to help you wake up and get going. And you don't do that? Is the taste of coffee so overwhelmingly unbelievable that even if it doesn't wake you up you just need to drink it?

I don't get it. It's like you're trying to get people to drink you by being something you're not. Maybe people don't want the caffeine, but want to look cool in front of their co-workers. That's just thinking like a teenage chick who's trying to hard: "You mean that if I, like, fake like I'm drinking, people might, like, actually think I'm cool, and I'll get all, like popular?" Do adults suffer from peer pressure too? It just doesn't make sense to me.

And what's even worse? My not so good friend non-alcoholic beer.