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• Man faces up to four years in prison after he was charged with intentionally running over and killing four ducklings with his Hummer.....
  


• The ducklings, the mother duck and four to eight other ducklings were nesting under a bush at a McDonald's restaurant ....


• The Driver is charged with driving the Hummer back into the McDonald's parking lot and running over the flock, killing four of the ducklings...
  
  Way to go Sac. I ain't bailing you out.

On a side note, googling duck killer gives a shockingly large amount of articles like this

Morning news: We're all boned. Or Actually, YOU'RE all boned.

Whilst Sony is busy giving your personal information to skynet/hackers/anonymous, and everyone is busy changing all their passwords and worrying that the apocalypse is coming, Microsoft unbanned all their consoles. Oh yeah, and PSN is still down. More fail after the cut.

People Who are Doing it Wrong: ME!

So I'm looking to the public here for help. I figure if people are going to post good articles infequently, I might as well keep the interest level in the blog from flatlining by posting filler. Everyone wins; you get new content, I get to blog, and everyone's articles look better by comparison. Is this something you want me to keep doing? Should I only post when I find something epic (which would basically be never)? Am I doing it wrong?

Also I'm scooping sac's article.

U Jelly Sac?

Also the correct answer is I don't care and I'm going to post anyways, but I will respectfully listen to any comments.

People who are doing it WRONG

Yeah you heard read me. doing it WRONG.

Raise your redcups, because the factory is closing.

What else will drunk sluts drink out of?

THINK OF THE SLUTS AMERICA

(ignore the back girl)

I don't even want to talk about how beerpong/ruit games are going to have to use black market chinese redcups.

Moral of the story; we all blew it by not buying a hundred cases of four loko before it got banned. Lets not make the same mistake again.

GET READY. THE GREAT REDCUP SHORTAGE OF 2011 IS COMING.