Morning News: Well at least this means we get time travel?

Morning News:

yeah, I'm going to lose my mind by friday if I don't do anything.

Morning News: Are we sure Nicki Minaj isn't dating Yankee?

hurr durr
Not content with making millions of dollars and being played on the radio every five minutes, Lady Gaga's evil rapping doppleganger wants to be played more in the cluuuuuuuub. Apparently unaware that local radio stations have nothing else to play BUT her songs (because they're being paid to), she's hoping that by cutting down on the amount of tracks that she colaborates on and "making the feaures really, really count" she can persuade DJ's to play her in the dance cluuuuuub. This, of course, has nothing to do AT ALL with her recent "dance collab" with David Guetta, something she has called "dope" and "her two favorite songs" (at least until her next song comes out).

"You know, my voice needs to be in the club and people need to be getting tipsy, and wasted and crazy and all those other things to a Nicki Minaj song in the club right now! I'm actually excited about both."

So what we're saying here is that you need to be drunk to listen to her music. At least SOMEBODY is being honest about how much Top 40 music sucks.

Monday Morning Mindfuck.

(hope this works, I'm at work)

Morning News / 30 Second Bruins

Only slightly Claude. Don't fark this up.

Morning news: We're all boned. Or Actually, YOU'RE all boned.

Whilst Sony is busy giving your personal information to skynet/hackers/anonymous, and everyone is busy changing all their passwords and worrying that the apocalypse is coming, Microsoft unbanned all their consoles. Oh yeah, and PSN is still down. More fail after the cut.

Morning Headlines/ 30 Second Bruins

So i figure that since analytical chemists start work at 7 but don't actually start work until 9, figure I'd post some morning headlines when I get the chance.

-April Fools mothereffers here's a potential foot of snow for Worcester on Friday. Guess we're going to mostly get rain, but it brings back memories of this storm.

-Some guy breaks through a piece of plywood that was covering a giant hollow pylon near the red line T. Gets stuck in the pylon and had to be pulled out with "injuries." Can you smeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll what the lawsuit is cookin.

(Bruins junk after the jump)