Showing posts with label horse's ass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horse's ass. Show all posts

Apr 1, 2011

Need Less: People who roll up their sweatshirt sleeves

I'm baaaccckkkkk! Are people done writing about the same things as me? Is it safe to blog again? Alright I apologize and I'm done.

Now that we've cleared that up, let me enlighten you. We could definitely use less rolling up of the sweatshirt sleeves and/or sweatshirt sleeves that go above the elbow. (Disclaimer: this does not apply to a subtle sweatshirt pulling up of the sleeves. I'll allow that for a max of 3-5 inches above the wrist.)

What's the point of wearing a sweatshirt if you're going to roll the sleeves up? It's a garment designed to bring you warmth and you just exposed half of your arms. You'll get especially cold if you happen to shave your arms, which is just weird anyway. Who does that!

To examine this phenomenon, let's try to get inside the mind of a sweatshirt-roller-upper. It's a brisk day in the spring or possibly the fall. You have a general distrust of meteorologists, and aren't sure to wear short sleeves or long sleeves. God-for-fucking-bid if you're ever too cold or too hot Goldilocks.