Obama's Real Speech

Half-Assed AL East Weekly Recap

So basically I'm only posting this to let people know I still exist. Finals blow. I've been busy as all hell. And to be quite honest I haven't had much of a chance to keep a close eye on baseball with the playoffs going on. So here it is...ready...don't blink cuz this shit is going to be faster than a kid from Evan's blog the first time he has sex.

Is the American Dream dead? Or does cooper just have a way to spread his insane thoughts to the rest of the world now...

Joining the military has forced me to become a person of routine and structure. For me personally this was a big change, but change isn’t always bad. This change showed itself in my morning routine. Before I joined, when I woke up I would… well I would probably eat lunch because it was around noon. Needless to say I had no morning routine. But now, it’s 6 am and I have a coffee in hand and am watching the news. The morning news is now as routine as brushing my teeth. It has become an every morning thing. Personally I hate the news,(I really only watch it because its 6 am and nothing is on) but it has showed me something in the last couple months. Mostly that weather and traffic reports take up 90 % of local news reports. But what it showed me and what I want to rant about is what the news does to us, what it does to our thoughts and morale...

America wouldn't exist without.....Marty fucking Mcfly!!!!

Wow! What a stud! I think his name is Calvin Klein?

So basically what my America wouldn't exist blog will tell us is how who ever I picked changed America! And keeps it the best country ever!