Feb 28, 2011

America wouldn't exist without.....Marty fucking Mcfly!!!!

Wow! What a stud! I think his name is Calvin Klein?

So basically what my America wouldn't exist blog will tell us is how who ever I picked changed America! And keeps it the best country ever!



Marty was born in Hill Valley, California. In 1985, Marty plays lead guitar with his group called The Pinheads and likes listening to Huey Lewis and the News, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, and Van Halen. He is also a talented skateboarder and proven to be an excellent shot with a gun, accomplished by endlessly playing shooting games such as Wild Gunman at his local 7-Eleven. Although Marty is often accident prone and sometimes thought to lack critical thinking skills, he is nevertheless brave in the face of danger and can be very resourceful and clever. He has shown some good and basic street fighting skills in the movies. He often throws punches in hand-to-hand confrontations. His major character flaw is his pride, which causes him to take unnecessary risks to show others that he is not chicken, as demonstrated throughout various points throughout the trilogy.  Also, He has an ancestor called Seamus McFly!!!!!!!!!!!!

If my major flaw was pride I would die a happy man! What speaks America more then pride? Nothing! Marty McFly is the ultimate symbol of pride. This man has traveled back in time just to see America in its finest hour... the 50's and the wild west! And he had to get his dad and mom back together while making sure Biff didn't take advantage of poor Lorraine. And make sure Doc was alive, but still he did it just to see America! Damn what an honor just to write about Martin McFly!

Oh by the way he can play the guitar like he was ringing a bell...

2 comments:

  1. sounds like a drunk man explaining back to the future...oh wait...

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  2. Glad to see the fat bald man is on board

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