What Really Grinds My Gears: 95% of Sports-Realted Facebook Statuses

So I know I haven't been pissed off in a while, but Evan's recent comeback has inspired me to get back on the horse. So many of you may have noticed that 95% of people's FB statuses these days encourperate either the Bruins or the Celtics. Oh hey why not! Playoffs baby! Only problem, I'm pretty sure most of these people wouldn't know a puck or basketball if it hit them in the ass. Take for instance the random girl post: Bruuiiinsssssssss ; ) <3333333. Really? Since when do you watch hockey? I'm pretty sure chances are if its Sunday night you're gonna be watching E!'s wonderful line-up of high quality programing (sarcasm Dan) over the game.

Oh and god forbid you miss the Dancing with the Stars results show. Having a super-cute pink Lucic jersey does not make you a fan lady. I'm sorry. I'll give my girlfriend credit here, doesn't give a shit about pro sports and isn't going to pretend too now that its the playoffs. As far watching TV with me at this time, well that's just a whole other story. Kendra < Playoffs. Fact.

Moving on. Don't think its just girls. There's random guys coming out of the woodwork too. Probably never even stopped to watch a regular season game, and now your all "B's and beeeeeeeers. Fuck the Habbbbbs!!". Do you even know what Habs means? Go fuck yourself guy. Your ruining status time for people like Cooper and Tom Gerety who live for that shit in the regular season. Motherfucking seasonal fans. Bullshit. Straight up bullshit. And if they win the fucking thing you people are gonna be the dick heads taking up space at the parade with your faces all painted and shit. Well I say fuck that. The only thing worse then you random status people is this guy..........




So go B's. Go C's. Stop your status updates. And that's what really grinds my gears......


**Note to reader - I'm aware I had a status update the made reference to Game 7, but it was more of a shit on Jay status. At least that,s what I'm going with.