Could this be any more epic?

I'm going to pay Jack Edwards to give a locker room speech before my next game.

3 Second Bruins Recap

...and the preview for tonight..

TUESDAY MORNING EDIT

An artist's depiction of how last night went...

Cooper Music

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE Sucka Bitch Montreal.

What Really Grinds My Gears: 95% of Sports-Realted Facebook Statuses

So I know I haven't been pissed off in a while, but Evan's recent comeback has inspired me to get back on the horse. So many of you may have noticed that 95% of people's FB statuses these days encourperate either the Bruins or the Celtics. Oh hey why not! Playoffs baby! Only problem, I'm pretty sure most of these people wouldn't know a puck or basketball if it hit them in the ass. Take for instance the random girl post: Bruuiiinsssssssss ; ) <3333333. Really? Since when do you watch hockey? I'm pretty sure chances are if its Sunday night you're gonna be watching E!'s wonderful line-up of high quality programing (sarcasm Dan) over the game.

30 Second Bruins Recap

Looch, teabaggin

Timmy, flailin

Brad "I'm just going to keep scoring everyone get on my level but I won't win rookie of the year" Marchand

3-1 Bruins douse the Flames

Goal of the night: Get on this guy's level. SPIN MOVE