Showing posts with label Damn you Bin Laden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Damn you Bin Laden. Show all posts

Feb 25, 2011

You will support the War on Terror (Jedi hand wave)...

A not so long time ago in a land far, far away...

...Or the U.S. Army will use Jedi Mind tricks on you. Seriously. You can't make this stuff up.

Gen. David Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, is expected to order an investigation into whether a special army unit trained in psychological operations (I can only assume this means using Jedi Mind tricks) tried to manipulate senators into committing more resources to the War on Terror. All of this is according to a report in "Rolling Stone" magazine.