Coopermusic: Lateralus

Welcome to my first of (many) posts about Tool. There's a bunch I could say here, but basically it can be surmised as "you got your math in my hard rock... you got your hard rock in my math....awesome"

Prepare for mindfucking

You will support the War on Terror (Jedi hand wave)...

A not so long time ago in a land far, far away...

...Or the U.S. Army will use Jedi Mind tricks on you. Seriously. You can't make this stuff up.

Gen. David Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, is expected to order an investigation into whether a special army unit trained in psychological operations (I can only assume this means using Jedi Mind tricks) tried to manipulate senators into committing more resources to the War on Terror. All of this is according to a report in "Rolling Stone" magazine.