Morning News: Are we sure Nicki Minaj isn't dating Yankee?

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Not content with making millions of dollars and being played on the radio every five minutes, Lady Gaga's evil rapping doppleganger wants to be played more in the cluuuuuuuub. Apparently unaware that local radio stations have nothing else to play BUT her songs (because they're being paid to), she's hoping that by cutting down on the amount of tracks that she colaborates on and "making the feaures really, really count" she can persuade DJ's to play her in the dance cluuuuuub. This, of course, has nothing to do AT ALL with her recent "dance collab" with David Guetta, something she has called "dope" and "her two favorite songs" (at least until her next song comes out).

"You know, my voice needs to be in the club and people need to be getting tipsy, and wasted and crazy and all those other things to a Nicki Minaj song in the club right now! I'm actually excited about both."

So what we're saying here is that you need to be drunk to listen to her music. At least SOMEBODY is being honest about how much Top 40 music sucks.

What Really Grinds My Gears

So Cooper you actually did something good with your last post and inspired what is going to be my cornerstone. That's right, I'm paying homage to Peter Griffin, in a segment called "What Really Grinds My Gears."

Today's segment is inspired by Cooper's random music post. Not necessarily saying that Coop a loop is one of these people, but what really grinds my gears are the people who hate songs that are on the radio for the mere fact that they are on the radio. Its always, "oh they sold out" or "fucking conformists" etc. etc. NEWS FLASH when millions of people like a song, chances are that its pretty fucking good. I mean yea there is some good underground shit out there, but its just wrong to deny a good song just because it got in the right hands at the right time. Im fucking sorry that no one wants to listen to some asshole scream into a mic over heavy guitar or some dude who got shot 69 times, killed 16 dudes, and raped a chick isn't getting recognized for his street cred. Cry me a fucking river and get a job.

Take Coop's disdain for G6. Coop, hate to tell you, song is a smash, straight up. Throw that shit on in the cluuuuuuuuuuub, even the people taking shits are gonna go nuts. Don't be mad Banished By never caught on, just appreciate those crazy asains in the Far East Movement for the simple formula they've created.

Bottom line, pop some bottle in the ice, like a blizzard, and when you get drunk do it right get slizzered. Also if you get to slizzered make sure you can make it to the toilet.

And that's what really grinds my gears.

CooperMusic: deadmau5

So recently, deadmau5 (pronounced deadmouse, not dead mau five) has been blowing up all over the place. Whether it was DJ'ing the MTV VMA's or being sampled in "Ghosts over a G6" by Basic Physics, it seems like more and more music is becoming electronic based. You can blame Lady Gaga for that.
Side note, I hate the Basic Physics song because I'm a huge purist who hates having good songs (Ghosts n' Stuff) ruined by crappy songs (like a G6).
Anyways, I'm coming clean about this guy. I saw this dude in August at the House of Blues in Boston in maybe the hottest show ever. I mean that in a heat sense (it was about 105 in there) and a "this concert was badass" approach.

Anyways, I want people to know that deadmau5 is one of my top 5 favorite artists right now. And, well, let's just get to it. Here he is featuring Rob Swire (of Pendulum fame, my #1 band right now). Bump this next time you're in the cluuuub. By the way, a suitably nerdy video.